Random Things.

1. I bought Unisom.

2. My cell phone has been malfunctioning.

3. If I had to rank the men in my life the LP Guy is number one.

4. A guy at my work, we'll call him Tiger...he likes golf...but anyways he asked me out three different times in one conversation. Weird right?

5. I am excited for James Franco to join the cast of General Hospital. I'm convinced that it will be interesting.

6. I'm still struggling with math. Its just something that I cannot grasp, no matter how easy it may seem or...actually is. This time its rates and units. FML

7. Before yesterday I had no idea how the World Series worked, I have the LP Guy to thank for that. He really is my favourite.

8. I have been excessively reading and neglecting most everything else. Uh oh.

9. I just found out that a guy is suing Ax Body Spray because women aren't flocking to him like in the commercials...WTF.

10. This has been a weird week.

Well...

I'm going to fail math.

Tragic, but oh so very true.

I need to get a tutor. I think Rob the Roommate is good with numbers, but I'm not too sure about his attention span....mine either for that matter. Uggh. I don't know how I'm going to get through this one. On the scale of suffocating things this ranks pretty fucking high. I feel like I'm drowning in numbers and formulas. FML. Shit.

....back to it.

The Beast.

My current favorite song is Burn It To The Ground by Nickelback. I have an outfit for it...Serious business.

Halloween is right around the corner, which means...I'm getting drunk...and laid....not in that order.

I went to The Beast. Let me start off by saying that I don't like that haunted house. Its not scary and its almost as dangerous as The Edge Of Hell, but somehow it was rated number one. I'm almost pretty sure it had something to do with foggy, pitch black jungle people spend thirty minutes in, just searching for an exit, only to run face first into brick walls. The lines wrapped around the building, it was cold and there were bible thumpers everywhere trying to keep us from losing our souls.

Apparently Jesus is in my heart protecting me...who knew? I'm almost offended.

Random Things.

I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've been drunk texted this week. Well...wait one of those people were on X, so I guess it doesn't count.

I made plans to go to the haunted houses with the LP Guy. We've been out before and I like him fine, which hasn't always been the case. We had a falling out because he was being exactly my type...a goddamn asshole, but hey forgive & forget right? Plus he turns me on, always has. Hes an attacker, so I'll bring my rape whistle.

A few years ago I was at Wal Mart & my friend stole a small bundle of hair ties.

I didn't exactly tell the New Nice Guy that I was over him. I just let him know that we were not going to go any further than being friends. Last night he finally figured out exactly what that meant. Via, text message, he said, "Look. I enjoy hangin out with u and our conversation is awesome. And ur sexiness is also an issue. If hangin out again is in the cards let me know thats all im sayin." He said that he felt as if I was blowing him off...tough shit.

I love that Wes, Kenny, Evan, Dunbar, Derrick and Johnny Bananas are all on the same show. (The Ruins) I cant get enough of those men. CT, Mark and Miz would complete the fantasy.

LP Guy Quotes.

Via Text Message

"You should come steal something when I am working alone, then I could take you back to my office and you could 'work off' your crime."

Two minutes later...

"I'm kinda serious- but kinda joking.....What do you think?? In all seriousness?..."

Monday Music.

Lifetime.

I've seen the Nice New Guy once more since I've last wrote. Its not really worth mentioning. I don't like him anymore. He is a girls guy not a guys guy. I'm over it. The shiny new feeling has long since passed and I think it had a lot to do with his too eager, sloppy kiss. It was really bad...bad.

Not too long ago he confessed to me that he was a Crystal Meth user for 4 years, which I can honestly say doesn't really bother me for 3 reasons 1 It was his problem not mine and 2 I'm not his mother and 3 I don't care.

I hurt his feelings the other day via text message. He was joking around and I knew it, but I do not tolerate that type of thing at all. Joking or not. It just rubs me the wrong way. He said, "I'm not above smakin' a ho." To which I said, "I get that vibe, unfortunately." He freaked out trying to explain to me that he was just playing and that he would never do that and he wanted to know if I really believed that he would.

Honestly I don't know what the fuck he expected me to say. Was I suppose to laugh at the thought of him smacking the shit out of some chick? Ugh. That wasn't the first time he said something like that, 'playing around'. I have zero tolerance for men beating women and vice versa. ZERO. I will not have it. Nothing about it amuses me. Call me uptight, but it wasn't funny.

I was watching Lifetime that entire day.

Music Bar.

Its time for a new cell phone.

The other day I was sifting through my emails and I saw one from the guy that likes to be watched. I'm not sure if I mentioned him, the architect...with the 8 year old. Anyways, his email kind of pissed me off. Not what it said, but because it was there. He's not a bad looking man, in fact he's cute, but I'm not into the whole business professional thing. It was only cute for a minute.

I feel as if I should tell about the actual bar itself, I've read the reviews before I went and they made it sound like a really cool diverse place...it's not. It was only okay the location is weird, the drinks are not that great and the seating is awkward. I wasn't feeling it and I'll never go back.

So for last night, we met at that stupid bar and for the record he looks a lot older than 25, I blame his weird hair and the cigarettes, anyways long boring story short I've figured out that he can put up with a lot. It's hard to throw him off his game, which is a very good thing to know...if you know me then you understand why.

I think he might be more into me than I am into him as he has plans to for each of my off days in the coming months...which is not very many, by20the way...but that's a whole other story entirely and it pisses me the fuck off. As I was speaking to him he kept interrupting to invite me places in a sporadic kind of way, very childlike. It was cute...which may be the problem. I want sexy, not cute.

Another thing, that man can really drink, I'm not sure yet if this is a bad thing, but he started drinking before I even got there and while I was there he had at least 6 Whiskey and Cokes on top of that we did shots and he was completely unaffected by them.

That's talent.

It reminds me of Rob the Roommate. That man can put 'em away, I swear his first drink ever was probably 80 proof.

Nice Guy Urges.

I have been asked to talk more about the men in my life and since I'm a people pleaser (not really) I will, but only because I'm not very good about posting and replying back to emails.

Last night I had a rather interesting conversation with the New Nice Guy, we were talking about me whoopin' ass with my karate skills then it drifted to talking about ravishing my body. Now I'm not one to complain about such a thing, in fact, I'm all for it...naturally, but the fact that it came from him threw me for a big ass loop. Then he goes on to express his 'very strong thoughts and urges' and how he plans to act on them...Hell yes!!

It has to be said though that something about this is very intriguing, but at the same time it turns me off. I cant really pinpoint why, but I can say that it has something to do with the whole nice guy persona that he denies having. This thing with him lacks the thrill that comes with the 'bad boy' and I kind of need that excitement, the sex is much better that way.

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The brothers on Top Chef turn me on. They are sexy...especially the tattooed one.

Lover is newly 25, as if anyone really cares...he surely doesn't. He was upset that I couldn't spend the day with him and assured me that I would regret it. I did/do and when I finally did see him, it took everything inside of me not to get him naked. The good thing about our relationship...and I use that term loosely, is that we have complete honesty and we expect nothing less than that from each other. He knows Ive met another person. I didn't have to tell him.

Knowing the type of person he is, one would expect him to throw a truck across the parking lot, but he didn't...I'm almost sure he could though. I think the reason he didn't start tossing vehicles is because he thinks that this new guy doesn't compare, and if that's the case then he is right...they are too different to compare.

I have plans to see the New Guy this weekend. I think we are beginning to understand each other a little better, which means that I am in the clear when it comes to jumping all over him. Seeing as how I am a little sexually frustrated. Jumping him will only make it worse because I do not intend to fuck him. I'm pretty sure he's they type of guy who would care more than I would. We will see.