Monday Music.

Faithful Watcher.

Dear Nick@Nite,

I have always been a faithful watcher, but I let this go on long enough. I stuck by you when you yanked Lucy, MaryAnne, Tootie and Laverne away from us. I even defended you after that whole whole Hi-Jinks stunt you pulled, but for you to take The Fresh Prince away from us is not only an outrage, it is uncalled for. Quite frankly I'm confused and a little hurt by it. I mean come on...Family Matters?...Really? I thought we had an understanding. All I'm saying is that a little notice would have been appreciated.

Yours truly,
Jessica.

P.S. Good call on bringing back Roseanne. I like what you're doing with George Lopez and I might be okay with The Nanny, but that Glenn Martin DDS has got to go.

Lunes Musica.

Ugh.

I do not like surprises. At all. Not even a little bit.

Random Things.

1. You've Got Mail. Its such a charming movie. I can watch it back to back and each time It is as if I am watching it for the first time. The weird part is that I dont like romantic chick flicks, but this one has all of my favorite things: Books, Coffee and Emails...and the fact that it is set in New York doesnt hurt.


2. Those damn Twilight books. It started off as me seeing what the hype was about, then I caught sight of that actor...you know the one. Two words: Oh Yeah. The rest is history, unfortunately.


3. I have a pen pal from New York...nice man. His emails are often times longer than some of my papers.


4, I am currently on the lookout for a book that is going to change my life/ way of thinking. So far I have a list of seven or nine. The first book to change my view on life was Paul Zindel's The Pigman in sixth grade.


5. It snowed today.


6. Sometimes I wonder how my life got this way. Nine times out of ten there doesnt seem to be a fixer. (Notice the slight play on words Pearl Jam fans)


7. My sister said she would be the daughter who got married, if I agreed to be the daughter to have kids...funny gal, that one. I kind of miss her.


8. General Hospital. James Franco. Friday the 20th...yes.

Cranberry Sauce.

I am excited for cranberry sauce. I always end up leaving it on my plate, but this year...I'll eat it. I'm really excited for Thanksgiving. I enjoy the family time...my family is huge so its always a good time. When I was younger I would sit in the kitchen while my aunt cooked, its more or less how I learned...and that foods class in high school. Next to eating, my favorite part is watching my aunt and mama cook.

Speaking of which, my mama is always talking about how old she is. The other day she says to me, "Jess, you better start spending more time with me. I'm 45, I wont be here forever."

I, for obvious reasons, hate it when she speaks like that. In my mind shes immortal and that's the end of it, but that particular day she started criticizing her appearance. She spoke of plastic surgery. For the record she is not fat shes 5'2, 120lbs and doesn't look a day over 26. My blase attitude before I exited her room prompted her mini guilt trip rant.

It reminds me of song lyrics:
"...My mother is always tried to change herself, She never learned to let things be..." Staind- Me

Random Things.

1. I bought Unisom.

2. My cell phone has been malfunctioning.

3. If I had to rank the men in my life the LP Guy is number one.

4. A guy at my work, we'll call him Tiger...he likes golf...but anyways he asked me out three different times in one conversation. Weird right?

5. I am excited for James Franco to join the cast of General Hospital. I'm convinced that it will be interesting.

6. I'm still struggling with math. Its just something that I cannot grasp, no matter how easy it may seem or...actually is. This time its rates and units. FML

7. Before yesterday I had no idea how the World Series worked, I have the LP Guy to thank for that. He really is my favourite.

8. I have been excessively reading and neglecting most everything else. Uh oh.

9. I just found out that a guy is suing Ax Body Spray because women aren't flocking to him like in the commercials...WTF.

10. This has been a weird week.

Well...

I'm going to fail math.

Tragic, but oh so very true.

I need to get a tutor. I think Rob the Roommate is good with numbers, but I'm not too sure about his attention span....mine either for that matter. Uggh. I don't know how I'm going to get through this one. On the scale of suffocating things this ranks pretty fucking high. I feel like I'm drowning in numbers and formulas. FML. Shit.

....back to it.

The Beast.

My current favorite song is Burn It To The Ground by Nickelback. I have an outfit for it...Serious business.

Halloween is right around the corner, which means...I'm getting drunk...and laid....not in that order.

I went to The Beast. Let me start off by saying that I don't like that haunted house. Its not scary and its almost as dangerous as The Edge Of Hell, but somehow it was rated number one. I'm almost pretty sure it had something to do with foggy, pitch black jungle people spend thirty minutes in, just searching for an exit, only to run face first into brick walls. The lines wrapped around the building, it was cold and there were bible thumpers everywhere trying to keep us from losing our souls.

Apparently Jesus is in my heart protecting me...who knew? I'm almost offended.

Random Things.

I can't even begin to tell you how many times I've been drunk texted this week. Well...wait one of those people were on X, so I guess it doesn't count.

I made plans to go to the haunted houses with the LP Guy. We've been out before and I like him fine, which hasn't always been the case. We had a falling out because he was being exactly my type...a goddamn asshole, but hey forgive & forget right? Plus he turns me on, always has. Hes an attacker, so I'll bring my rape whistle.

A few years ago I was at Wal Mart & my friend stole a small bundle of hair ties.

I didn't exactly tell the New Nice Guy that I was over him. I just let him know that we were not going to go any further than being friends. Last night he finally figured out exactly what that meant. Via, text message, he said, "Look. I enjoy hangin out with u and our conversation is awesome. And ur sexiness is also an issue. If hangin out again is in the cards let me know thats all im sayin." He said that he felt as if I was blowing him off...tough shit.

I love that Wes, Kenny, Evan, Dunbar, Derrick and Johnny Bananas are all on the same show. (The Ruins) I cant get enough of those men. CT, Mark and Miz would complete the fantasy.