Tuesday, February 24, 2009

Music. Sports.

Sports are nice. Football is the best. I usually don't have a problem when people watch it or talk about it, but my goodness....I met a guy who is a Basketball coach and that's all he talks about. He left me a two minute voicemail talking about his teams loss. What the fuck? CMJ...I understand.

I love music. I love it for the lyrics. I could probably like any song if it was backed by the right beat...and country is most certainly not the right beat...sorry country lovers. It just doesn't tickle my fancy.

Wait...I take that back it has nothing to do with the beat...its the crying twang at the end of every word/line that annoys me...again, sorry country lovers. While we are on the subject of music....where are all the videos? Do they make those anymore?

I always get on my friend about having too many messages saved in her phone. CMJ...I understand that now too.

VH1 is bringing back storytellers, although I dont think it ever left. I love that show. Kanye West is gracing us with his presence this time. As 'talented' as he is I wont be tuning in.

Friday, February 20, 2009

7 Random Things.

1....Craigslist is semi awesome. I have a friend who is a regular on there. He tells me of his casual encounters. It hasn't let him down yet.

2....Ive found a new lover. I hope the first encounter, whenever it is, doesn't suck, which probably will because of the whole first time with a new person bit.

3....Although I don't have a MySpace there is a blog on there by a guy called Luke and I love it. To top it off, he has put his into book form...wishes do come true.

4....I haven't been laid in a while and so far I'm okay with it. At least I have my coffee, which I'm cutting back on. I swear.

5....Yesterday someone proposed to me just so I can fly free with him...I said yes.

6....My manager looks at me like he wants to take me into the stock room and 'train' me. Too bad he isn't attractive, though he has height going for him.

7....In my quest for a nice desk job. Ive made zero progress, but Ive heard of a few places I intend to look into on Monday....maybe that is progress.

Wednesday, February 18, 2009

Youve Got Mail.

On more than one occasion Ive been in conversations where the other person referred to marriage and death synonymously, without realizing it. There is something to be said about that.

Lover and I are going on a break from all the hot mind blowing, earth shattering, thigh quaking sex which is not uncommon for us. Things are becoming too intense. A break is needed.

I've met a few new people in the past two weeks. One in particular stands out. We get along well. The conversation flows naturally, there are no quiet, awkward moments. We are always on the same page in the same book, but physically he is not my type. I like him. Not once has he spoke of sex. He is nothing like Lover.

I don't know what it is, but this seems to be the season for textual intercourse. Ive been getting lots of booty call hour dirty messages. More so than usual. Its entertaining and annoying. The same goes with emails only those are not annoying. I actually love getting email. I know I'm a loser, what can I say?

Tuesday, February 17, 2009

No Title.

The past couple of days have been weird. People say a lot of off the wall things and I love it...Its entertaining.

Some crazy lady at my work- No no, I completely understand, but I just don't get it.

Rob the roommate- I think its time we shagged. Is now good for you?

Random old guy walking past me- Have you seen my wife? She was just here.

Saturday, February 14, 2009

5 Random Things.

1.The new manager at my job breaks all the rules of proximity, I wish he wouldn't. I hate people in my space.

2.I once worked with a guy I couldn't stop fantasizing about. He was so sexy. His name was Justin or Jason or something....I wonder what happened to him. I wouldn't mind taking him into the stock room.

3.I'm on the hunt for a nice desk job. I hate my current one.

4.Lover wants to go public...whatever that is. I'm not game for it.

5."I cant walk & chew gum at the same time."...While were on the subject of Tool...Sober is my favourite song.

Wednesday, February 11, 2009

11 Random Things.

1. I cant stop thinking about tattoos. I'm due for more.

2. Vegas is calling my name and if...no when I finally do go back I'm maxing out the cards and marrying the closest man in arms reach.

3. I love House, Greys Anatomy, Angel, General Hospital and Private Practice. There is a new guy on GH that I wouldn't mind meeting up with in a dark alley...or anywhere for that matter.

4. I don't save numbers in my phone. So every call and text is a surprise unless you're a regular, in which case Ive probably memorized the number.

5. If I don't care, I wont hide it.

6. I hate my curly hair it has a mind of its own, but I refuse to relax it and I hate straightening it.

7. I cant stand people who are close minded and not open to change or willing to try new things. It frustrates me to no end. They suck at life.

8. Steve-O the stoner is going to be on dancing with the stars. That should be rather interesting. I don't watch that show either way though.

9. There are four blogs I wouldn't mind owning in book form...all of which are written by men....they're that good and surprisingly none of them are sex blogs. Go figure.

10. Chad Michael Murray is a fox, but Josh Hartnett is foxier.

11. For some crazy reason I can never find my chapstick. Its never where I leave it. I don't get it.

Tuesday, February 10, 2009

Speaking of Sex...

I should probably stop drinking so much coffee and I will...after this pot....I mean cup.

I was talking to an old friend last night and like most late night conversations the topic quickly turned to that of sex. I am not surprised by this, as most people I know are up doing it or thinking about it...I'm looking for replacements...Now I love sex just as much as the next person and depending on which way we're going probably even more, but the way its mentioned in everyday conversation is something I wont ever get used to oddly enough.

Monday, February 9, 2009

Trust.

As of late there has been lots of talk about trust...not just here in the blog world, but in 'real' life as well, which got me thinking...

With few exceptions, I trust people to lie, cheat and steal.

We all do it.

If I look through you, don't take it personal.

Tell Me Again...

Just when I think things are getting too crazy, as if there is a such thing, he shoves me against the wall and fucks some sense into me.

Nothing like an orgasm to put things into perspective.

Who knew?

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Wednesday Weirdness.

1.) Tell us something that to you is weird about your significant other. (If single, pick an ex) It can be a personality quirk, a hobby, a habit, a ritual etc but just make sure it's something you find odd about them.
He doesn't like wearing shirts, no matter how cold. He'll wear a jacket, but no shirt. He also doesn't like talking. He rarely does it, unless he has to.

2.) What are 3 songs that you find sexy?
Feelin' Love by Paula Cole
Closer by Nine Inch Nails...His choice...He fucked me to this one...Everyone should know this song.
Addicted by Saving Abel...I have a crush on the lead singer. Must be the tattoos. He does that hand to chest Rob Thomas thing when he sings.

3.) After your partner goes down on you, do they have to brush their teeth/rinse with mouthwash before meeting your mouth again or do things just roll on?
Things keep moving. Once started its hard to stop.

4.) Is it ever okay to go ass to mouth without cleaning in between? (Anal sex to oral sex. Licking the anus to kissing. Etc )
Umm. Not into that. I would assume, though, that its not okay.

5.) If you were going to give yourself a "Most Likely To..." award for this week, what would your title be?
Most likely to...break something. I don't do it on purpose mind you. I'm clumsy and it just happens. I'll trip over it, fall into it, pick it up or bump it. Just about everything I own is broken and some borrowed things too. Shh, don't tell.

6.) Do you read any self-help books? If so, which is your favorite? If not, why not?
Nope, cant say that I do. I'll just as soon try to help myself, though I'm not opposed to the idea.

7.) Do you prefer to buy porn, sex toys, lube and things of that nature in a store or discreetly online? Why?
In the store. If I'm going to buy it, I don't want to wait a week before it gets to me. I have a friend who likes monster dildos, but she never wants to actually carry it or buy it herself. Its really kind of annoying, she needs to suck it out and swallow it or buy it online.

8.) List these things in order from what you find most sexy to least sexy: Money, Loyalty, Sense of humor, Intelligence, Kindness, Romantic, Open-mindedness, Kinky, Honesty.
Honesty
Kinky
Intelligence
Open Mindedness
Sense of Humor
Loyalty
Romantic
Money
Kindness


Jessica.

Tuesday, February 3, 2009

TMI.

1. When you sleep with someone, how much or how little contact do you like to have?
If the person is loverman we are tangled. Lots of contact. Everything is touching. Its the only way I sleep as of late. If its someone other than him I'd appreciate it if they didn't touch me. I dont really like to be randomly touched.

2. What do you think is an appropriate amount of time for a divorced parent to date before introducing the kids to the "new" "special" person in their life?
I guess it would depend on the age of the children, any lengthy amount of time would be appropriate, I assume.

3. Which ONE do you wish you had more of in bed... romance, experimentation or foreplay?
I like the way things are, but if I had to choose I'd say foreplay....we tend to get a little impatient every now and then...some things just cannot wait.

4. What do you thinks makes a kiss great?
Lots of things, but its important for it not to be sloppy.

5. Describe your sex life in two words.
Decidedly Unreal.

Bonus (as in optional): Do you remember a time when you were having sex that you smile or even laugh about now? Do tell....
At the time it was frustrating, but now its just funny. He and I were trying to go at it, but every time we made progress someone interrupted us...there was a knock on the door, or someones phone went off and people were sporadically showing up out of nowhere...his reaction was priceless.


Jessica.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

My Choice.

Aside from my team completely dominating the field, there was one other thing that stood out...the Pepsi Max Commercial.



The bowling ball part was hilarious.

Another upside to the Steelers winning is that Loverman and I made a bet and since I won all week is my choice...everything.

I can hardly wait...I'll let you know how it goes.

Jessica.