Friday, July 31, 2009

Things You Dont Know.

I hate hate hate cheese and weddings.
It pisses me off when I have to clean up after people like they re fucking children. Grow the hell up and do your own shit....its how I feel.
Once I decide to no longer associate with someone, I mean it.
I hate taking off mascara. Its time consuming and that shit gets in my eyes.

I favor odd numbers.
I do not have any heroes and I don't look up to any person.
There are two, maybe three people in my life that I would actually enjoy being roommates with.

Yours truly is attracted to assholes and nine times out of ten I won't even give the nice guy a chance. Sad, but so very true.

I do not like to be the center of attention, but I like to change and be different.
I vibe better with men. Females are annoying and most of them care too much.

Thursday, July 30, 2009

Another Addition To My Bucket List.

As poor as my writing skills may or may not be I want to write a book.

Fiction.

When I've finished I'll want to have it published.

I'd say I want it to be on the top 100 lists, which I do, but that would be going too far with the comedy.

Netbook.

Yesterday my dinosaur computer revealed that it had a whopping 38 viruses/infections, which pissed me the hell off. Right before that I made the decision to wait on getting a laptop seeing as how we are in a recession and shit...and there is another computer avaliable in the next room.

But...

I went out and bought one anyway. Twas very reasonable and I love it. I didnt get a warrenty because Im a cheap ho, which was STUPID on my part. I am the clumsiest person in this entire state.

Another But...

The guy said I could come back on the 7, 8, or 9 to get the warrenty and my tax back. Yay. The trick is for me to not be my natural clumsy self for a few days.

Ooo the best thing about this laptop is that it can fit inside of my bag.

Easily amused, I know.

Im not so sure Im getting that Palm Pre on the first now....damn it.

Monday, July 27, 2009

Music Monday.

Instead of posting videos, I'm going to share some music news.

In October there are two concerts coming through this city of mine. One is Creed and Staind. The other is Rob Thomas.

I cant wait. I love them and yet I still haven't bought tickets for either show.

I'm in love with the band Kings Of Leon. I hate that I'm just now getting into them. I feel like I've missed out not having discovered them sooner. I was told that they are going to be at the three day music festival in Chicago, as is Tool and a whole lot of other musicians.

Damn, I want to go.

Anyways the lead singer is so sexy and their music is good.

Sex on Fire

Use Somebody

Pinky Promise.

I've not been by here for a 'proper' blog in quite some time. I've made three promises via email.

1. Sunday Confession- I never do these because Ive nothing to really confess, but I'll try to think of something...I hope.

2. Sex- Well...I get it.

3. More things you don't know- This will be easy seeing as how there are TONS of things you don't know.

I know I'm horrible with posting, but I promise...for real this time.

Monday, July 20, 2009

Friday, July 17, 2009

Random Stuff.

Ive work later on today. No surprise there. I work four days sometimes five in a row throughout the week. I should change that, but it works out with classes and all.

Speaking of work, I got a raise yesterday, effective August.

I fear that I am slowly falling into a routine and I refuse to live a monotonous life. I'm only 22. I need some change, variety and excitement.

There are three things I want to do on or by Saturday.

1. Get my nipples pierced. Ive been thinking about it for a very long time.

2. Buy a mini laptop because its so tiny and cute and fits all of my computer needs.

3. A haircut. I'm sick of my hair now. I need to cut it off. The one I have in mind is next to zero maintenance.

Wednesday, July 15, 2009

Aw.

My sister is a doll.

I'm going to miss her when she goes off to college...tear.

While I'm here...and sober, I might as well speak a little about Harry Potter. I wont ruin it, but I will say that it was the best one yet. Those kids are adorable, especially that red head, Ron.

Officially 22.

In the event of this special special day, Ive decided to go a little crazy and treat myself to a virtual birthday cake. This one is plain. I like plain....Except when it comes to men I like them to come with plenty of tattooed decorations and pierces as ornaments.

Now that I think about it, I cant remember the last time I had birthday cake on my own birthday. Its been years.

Birthdays are like Christmas around here. We stopped putting up trees and decorations, which I don't mind, but pretty soon there will be no turkey on Thanksgiving...and that will be taking the comedy too far. I wont have it. No.

Happy Birthday to me, I can see the top of the hill from here.

Monday, July 13, 2009

I admit it...

I like Harry Potter, not the books, for I've never read them, but the movies are quite interesting. In fact, I am going to see the midnight showing of it on opening day. I'm excited.

Another thing, which is completely unrelated, I used to draw....all the time, realism mostly.

My mom was my biggest fan...naturally. She was always on the look out for new techniques that I could try. Once she bought me a canvas board and oil paints, amongst other things. She was more into it than I was.

I think she was a little upset when I suddenly quit.

Musical Monday.

Forgive me if I get a little crazy with the music, I love it. Its all about the lyrics.









I need friends like that..good sturdy and reliable.

Sunday, July 12, 2009

Paolo Nutini.

This man has the sexiest lips I have ever seen on a man...with a sexy voice to match.




Bumblebee.

I want two.


Monday, July 6, 2009

5 Things.

I got an email from someone asking me to do a 'things you don't know about me,' using my favourite number and a bonus. I like the number five so here goes.

1. I'm not sure if I mentioned this, but I cannot sing. My sister can sing my mother can sing all of my aunts and some of my cousins can, but I cannot. I think its unfair...doesn't stop me though. I'm a singing machine if I like the song...and I usually do. Watch out.

2. I do not bring the guys I talk to or date around my family or friends. I like it better that way. I don't have anything to hide, its just more comfortable to me. I thought about changing that, but why? As a result, I have an aunt who thinks I'm gay because she doesn't know anything about my personal life...wtf.

3. When I feel like things are getting really bad for me I start planning my escape to anywhere. Ive never actually followed through with these plans, but I have them...just in case.

4. When I hear Lifehouse's Storm I want to scream at the top of my lungs...its that good.

5. I read full books on my cell phone. Reading is my favourite thing to do, so when I don't have any actual books in my possession I find ebooks and download them to my Palm. Its free and I like doing it that way, but I'm sure its doing my eyes zero favors.

Bonus. I do some stupid shit sometimes and my excuse for it, as if I need one, is that 'I'm young.' It doesn't matter what it is, I'm young and I can get away with it. Sad, I know... but its true.

Saturday, July 4, 2009

Independence Day.

Happy 4th. Congrats to all of you getting time and a half. I know it is much needed, which is the only reason why I am not complaining about it now. Be safe.

That was some french ass positive shit right there. Embrace it.

In other news, Luke's blog has been keeping me quite entertained, as it always does. If I didnt want to shag him before I most certainly do now. He is the object of my fantasies. Plural. Check it out,
A Sex Filled Weekend W/ Luke-From Her Point of View.

In the spirit of today, if youve nothing else to do, watch Independence Day. It never gets old and let us not forget what this day is really about.


Bathroom.

Sometimes, I get random emails about my little blog and this time I got one from someone asking me to talk of my favourite sexual experience...outside of the bedroom... and because sex is essential to life, I am more than happy to oblige. Ive already posted the T.O.P. ones, this ranks next, I suppose. I'll try to use lots of adjectives and shit, So here goes...

Bathroom.

He picked me up and put me on the edge of the sink. Licking his lips, he took off my shirt. He rubbed his thumb across my nipples. I started to shake, not because my arousal was at one thousand, but because the cool air was on. He grinned at me wickedly as he eased one hand into the waist of my jeans. His fingers slid lazily through the slippery folds of my pussy. I moaned. He took that as consent to continue with more purpose...more dedication. Then he crooked his fingers inside of me and started coaxing my orgasm down to him...It
was listening.

I felt my back arching involuntarily and the oh so familiar tension build up in my core. My hips started to buck. He held me in place with one hand and continued to control my entire body with the other. I trembled and moaned in satisfaction. He kissed me slowly and deeply while he pressed his extremely evident erection inside of me.

'Turn around for me,' he said through his teeth. I hopped off the counter and pulled my jeans down just enough for what was to come. He placed my palms flat against the mirror.

I heard his zipper, I heard the foil. All systems are a go.

He grabbed my hips. He teased my clit with the head of his erection sending shocks of pleasure throughout my body. Slowly and deliberately he entered me. First entry is always the best. I started grinding my ass into him, meeting his forceful thrusts.

His hand snaked down the length of my body in search of my swollen clit. He found it. He pinched it, pulled it and rubbed it, which sent another wave of intense pleasure throughout my body. I felt myself contracting around him. He groaned and slowed down, but never stopped.

As soon as the best of the contractions passed, he picked up his pace and fucked me through the rest, sending me yet again to the edge of a third orgasm.

'Cum with me.' He whispered in my ear. He wasn't asking. He kissed me roughly and tangled his fingers into my hair, while he pumped in and out of me over and over again as his hand mauled my clit furiously. I cried out his name. 'Fuuck' he grunted and he continued to plundered in and out of me. Faster and faster before he finally spent himself in the condom.

He fucked me through the spasms, much slower than before, while he continued to kiss me bruising my lips. I was already starting to feel sore as he pulled out of me. Before I knew it he was kneeling on the ground giving my pussy one long and slow lick, making me want him all over again...We moved it to the room.