Tuesday, August 25, 2009

TMI Tuesday #201

TMI Tuesday #201

1. Do you have 'your' side of the bed? Which side?
Not really. My side is pretty much the middle, so get on the floor.

2. How old is your pillow and what condition is it in?
I have five pillows. They are all probably about six months old and have not strayed too far away from original condition.

3. What is your favorite position to sleep in?
I like to sleep on my back or on my stomach, when I sleep with someone I'm usually all over them. Some of you know what I'm talking about...CMJ.

4. How often do you change your sheets?
Evey two months, though I usually sleep on top of my bed anyway.

5. What helps you fall asleep when insomnia strikes?
Usually when insomnia strikes I don't sleep. I read.

6. Does sex make you sleepy or energized?
It depends on what we did, but usually I am worn out, not tired or sleepy.

7. What is the minimum amount of sleep that you need to be functional the next day.
I can function just fine without it with a few cups of coffee.

Bonus (as in optional):Describe your most vivid dream.
I don't dream often, but when I do I'm usually being chased or some shit like that.

Monday, August 24, 2009

Saturday, August 22, 2009

Quotes.

"Over the past year I have learned that the most addictive feeling on earth is the feeling of being yourself AND being accepted for it. The feeling of not having to think before you speak among friends. Not having to worry about your image, not having to worry about changing yourself for the group of friends you are sitting with at that point. Being able to openly talk about thoughts that you would typically be judged for or even considered inappropriate. The feeling of being yourself, it's an amazingly powerful thing."

"What's the recurring theme again…oh yeah, Assumptions."

"Everytime you react without thinking you are letting someone or something else control your brain, emotions, feelings and actions."

"He only wore black acid wash Ruslter jeans, never a shirt, not even to school and black leather velcro shoes. If you even looked at him he would punch you so hard in the face that everyone near him including the teacher would throw up from the pain. The teacher was even afraid to discipline him, she knew her time would be limited if she did.

He was 9 years old but at 6'1" 190lbs and 30 years I would call him sir to this very day, even if he was still 9 years old."

"In my opinion which 97 out of 100 times is right..."

"There are no acts that are inherently special.
Special is defined by the people involved in the act."


"If she calls and says, "I lost my vagina," our relationship would end."

Thursday, August 20, 2009

Three Things Survey.

THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Jessica
2. Jesse
3. Jess or Jacob


THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU DON'T LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. My ever curly hair...only when I have to comb it. Don't have that problem anymore.
2. The birthmark on my knee. Its so ugly. Ugh.

3. Cant think of a third one.

THREE THINGS THAT SCARE YOU:
1. Flying bugs.

2. Being chased.
3. Organ failure.

THREE OF YOUR EVERYDAY ESSENTIALS:
1. Water.
2. Texting.
3. Oxygen.

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE BANDS OR MUSICAL ARTISTS:
1. KINGS OF LEON!!!

2. Rob Thomas/ Matchbox Twenty
3. Currently that's it.

THREE OF YOUR FAVOURITE SONGS:
1. Closer-Kings of Leon

2. Arizona-Kings of Leon
3. Rest Stop-MB20


THREE THINGS YOU WANT IN A RELATIONSHIP:
1. Trust
2. Honesty
3. Variety/Change


THREE PHYSICAL THINGS ABOUT THE OPPOSITE SEX THAT APPEAL TO YOU:
1. Tattoos.
2. Piercings.

3. Muscles.

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. Sleep
2. Leave this town
3. Buy new headphones


THREE PLACES YOU WANT TO GO ON VACATION:
1. New Zealand
2. Paris
3. New York


THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A BOY:
1. I quote gangster movies.
2. I don't like chick flicks.
3. I have no idea what to do when someone starts crying around me.


THREE WAYS THAT YOU ARE STEREOTYPICALLY A GIRL:
1. I never leave the house without chapstick.

2. I love chocolate.
3. Sometimes I carry a purse.

THREE CELEB CRUSHES:
1. Caleb Followill
2. Johnny Depp
3. Gerard Butler

Sex.

As requested. Short sweet and to the point.

His fingers were lazily dipping in and out of me, dragging their way out and up to my clit. Pressing lightly he says, 'Tell me what you want.'

'Mm' was the only sound my mind was able to form. He tugged my clit. 'I didn't catch that. Now tell me what you want.'

'To cum, I want to cum.' I heard myself say...Not as clearly as it is written here.

'Then do it.'

He was standing over me.

‘Do it.’ He repeated.

My hands replaced his and in a steady rhythm I drew small circles on my clit rocking my hips involuntarily. My desire grew my pace quickened.

He groaned and kneeled in front of me.

He put my legs over his shoulders and moved my fingers and put them in his mouth before sliding his tongue between the lips of my pussy. My body tensed. He had to pry my thighs away from his ears.

His mouth was relentlessly glued to my clit.

Before I was finished riding out my orgasm, in one fluid motion he lifted me on top on him and down onto his length, which intensified the pleasure in a way that I cannot begin to describe. He grabbed the back of my head and roughly kissed me as he continued plunged in and out of me.

Good times that man. I forget my name when I'm with him.

Ugh.

I have a problem with catering to other peoples sensitivities. I do not like biting my tongue or editing my words. I don't want to be around people who cannot stomach simple truths or except things for what they are.

Its annoying.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

Ugh.

I have a serious fucking problem when people try to push their beliefs off on me.

I have zero respect and zero tolerance for that shit.

Tuesday, August 11, 2009

I Miss Gilligans Island.

I came here with the intention of doing TMI, but I cant relate so I'm going to ramble instead....about nothing.

At work two grown men decided that they wanted to fight each other over a look. It was stupid and childish. One would think that men with wives and children would grow up along the way, but no.

The end of this month will bring good things. I cant tell you what those things are mostly because I'm not entirely sure, but you understand, yea?

I am slowly becoming one of those people who hates empty phrases and one word messages. I'm sometimes guilty of both, but that will change.

Ive been thinking a lot about what Vixen Kitten said: Years from now, when you look back, you will realize that the things or people you let go of, weren't really that important after all. It has been darting around the walls of my mind every since I read it. It makes me think about a few different things, but that's another post entirely.

Monday, August 10, 2009

Monday, August 3, 2009

Monday Music.

I just found out that Kings Of Leon are passing through here in October. If you've been counting...and I have that makes three must attend concerts for me. Can you feel my excitement? We'll see which ones I'll actually go to.






Sunday, August 2, 2009

Sunday Confession.

Aging.

Getting older.

Maturing.

Expiring.

Gaining wisdom.

Which ever way you say it, it all scares the dog shit out of me...and I cant even begin to tell you why. I suppose its because people tend to forget or throw away the old things. Its always been out with the old, which I am finding out, does apply to people too.

Go figure.

Saturday, August 1, 2009

Discussion.

Today I was catching up on my class discussions.

Shocked?....Me too. I'm a pretty big slacker, but I digress.

The class is called Positive Psychology, which I will admit was a lot of tedious bullshit, but not a complete waste. Anyways....Two students expressed how they didn't learn a single useful skill that they could apply in real life.

Another, rather angry student, responded by saying,

"Nice job paraphrasing Janna's response! I would be more interested in hearing the rationale behind your comments, and your real, personal beliefs. I do not want to read the same response twice, and I find it hard to believe you are channeling our classmate. Are you implying that absolutely nothing that was covered in this class helped you in any way? Apparently you never learned the meaning of empathy during this class either. I feel sorry for anyone who can take a class for 9 weeks, and learn absolutely nothing. Small, closed minds demean the learning experience for the rest of us. I would prefer that people
who do not wish to learn, or to expand their horizons, would just work at Arby's, and leave the learning to the rest of us."

Who knew class could be so entertaining?...and that was only one of his many messages.