Wednesday, October 28, 2009

Well...

I'm going to fail math.

Tragic, but oh so very true.


I need to get a tutor. I think Rob the Roommate is good with numbers, but I'm not too sure about his attention span....mine either for that matter. Uggh. I don't know how I'm going to get through this one. On the scale of suffocating things this ranks pretty fucking high. I feel like I'm drowning in numbers and formulas. FML. Shit.

....back to it.

Tuesday, October 13, 2009

The Beast.

My current favorite song is Burn It To The Ground by Nickelback. I have an outfit for it...Serious business.

Halloween is right around the corner, which means...I'm getting drunk...and laid....not in that order.

I went to The Beast. Let me start off by saying that I don't like that haunted house. Its not scary and its almost as dangerous as The Edge Of Hell, but somehow it was rated number one. I'm almost pretty sure it had something to do with foggy, pitch black jungle people spend thirty minutes in, just searching for an exit, only to run face first into brick walls. The lines wrapped around the building, it was cold and there were bible thumpers everywhere trying to keep us from losing our souls.

Apparently Jesus is in my heart protecting me...who knew? I'm almost offended.