Tuesday, December 29, 2009

TMI Tuesday #219- Last of '09

TMI Tuesday #219- Last of '09

1. On a scale of 1-10, how good was your 2009?
It was about a 3.

2. What are your favorite/naughtiest/sexiest/most fun 2009 memories?
Getting the nips pierced is probably my favorite. I love em!

3. What’s the one thing you thought you would never do, but did in 2009?
Not quit my job.

4. What do you want to change in 2009?
Lots of things. Missed opportunities.

5. What is your all-time favorite gift (whether given or received by you)?
My Palm Pre.

Bonus (as in optional):
On special holidays- like birthdays, anniversaries, ringing in the New Year -are you more inclined to do a sex act that you wouldn't "normally" do? (things like fellatio/cunnilingus, anal sex, strap-ons/toys, videoing yourself/pictures, menage-a-trois/quatres, etc.)

I don't need a 'special' occasion to get freaky.

Monday, December 28, 2009

Wednesday, December 23, 2009


A lot of you want a nipple update. Theres not much to say really. The first night sleeping was a little like hell. The dull pain turned into a throbbing problem. Eventually I gave up and took a Tylenol and a Unisom. Everything after that is history.

No pain now just healing and cleaning.

Monday, December 21, 2009


I am now feeling the effects of not having been laid in a long time. No headaches, just restless and a little irritable. Ron, you're right it is too bad we're not closer. Oh the possibilities. -wink-

No work today. I went to spend time with the family. It is always good to see them.

I finally went out and go my nipples pierced. The guy who did it, is an absolute fox. Pierced and tattooed...just like I like 'em. He also had a beard...bonus. I wanted to clear the room and express my gratitude for his existence. Wow.

About the actual piercings. It was not as bad as he made it seem. Much worse than the bridge piercing I used to have, though. My sister was kind enough to go with me and hold my hand the entire time. Shes a doll, that one. Now its just a dull sting. Not at all unbearable, at least its consistent.

He complimented my tits on more than one occasion. Overall the experience was really good.

Monday Music.

Saturday, December 19, 2009


Today I couldn't stop thinking about Lover. It wasn't random out of the blue thoughts, no. These thoughts were provoked by Fine For No Reason...who has a black eye.

I don't know if I mentioned, but Lover is a fighter. Not professionally, no. Lover is a street fighter. He has a short short fuse, not to mention it's fun for him. Apparently he's good at it, he was approached a few different times to do MMA...or something.

Rob the Roommate told me that last bit. He's a jewel, that one.

Thursday, December 17, 2009


I've been reading and following a lot of new-to-me blogs lately and it has reminded me that I've not been laid in a long long time.

Usually it would bother me, but I haven't really had time to sit down and think about it, with work and all. I cant even remember the month of the last time I got down and dirty, which should say something, but seeing as how I cant remember shit anyways...its no surprise.

As soon as work slows down I'm signing myself up for a sex marathon...or something.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

Random Things.

The Hangover came out yesterday. I had to go buy it. It is the funniest movie I've seen in a long time. Plus that Bradly Cooper is a real fox, a little pretty for my usual taste though. That movie makes me miss Vegas. I plan to go back during spring break. Cant wait. Who wants to come?

Four days ago I was dead set on calling in this day, but no. I found out that I'm working with a mighty cool chick tonight so I'm going in. I need the money anyway. The bills wont pay themselves and those college application fees are insane, but I get it.

Yesterday I woke up and opted for juice instead of my usual coffee. I thought I was doing a good thing, but the headache that showed up at around three told me I did a bad bad thing.

I need to comb my hair.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

TMI Tuesday #217.

1. Have you ever mooned/flashed anyone? How long ago?
Yeah, I have. It was a while ago...back when I was spending the majority of my time with Lover. We used to do a lot of fun things together. I almost miss him, the way he used to be. I flashed him at his job, he chased me throughout the building. Thinking back on it, it must have been quite interesting for the few workers that were there seeing their hard ass of a boss jumping over tables without knowing why.

2. Pick an animal that best displays your personality.
I took a quiz a while ago that said I was Wolf-like, but I tend to see myself as a Black Panther/Jaguar type they seem more lethal, but really what do I know about animals?

3. Do you mail out holiday cards, and if so, how do you pick the list?
No. If I'm bored I might forward a reply to a text message, but that rarely happens. When I do it's either 'back at ya' or 'ditto' something generic and unfeeling...I don't want to accidentally start a conversation or anything.

4. How often do you wear something sexy to get attention (lingerie, low cut dress, silk boxers, etc...)?
Not very often...if at all. The LP Guy is into that stuff so we will see. For him I will. He's my favorite.

5. Have you ever tasted breast milk SINCE you were an adult?

Bonus: Do you like "talking" when you have sex?

Sex is not the time for coherent speaking.

Double Bonus: If Santa is a guy, how is it that he never seems to get lost?
The Reindeer...duh. Not to mention the navigation system he probably has built into the sleigh, but really when you think about it...he really doesn't need one. He hits every house, takes out his compass, then goes north. Old St. Nick is not an average man, that much is clear.

Monday, December 14, 2009


I have a nagging feeling that I've done something wrong, but I cant remember what it was. It's been sitting in the pit of my stomach for the past two days. As hard as I try I cannot figure out what I did, which doesn't matter anyway....Cant undo the past, but still...It's distracting.

I wish it would go away. Its annoying.

In other news I had work today...big surprise, right? Fine For No Reason was there and when I said I was over it...I meant it, but I don't know how to explain it. I am still very aware of him, but now its like he knows I've lost interest and were avoiding each other like the plague or better yet like two magnets of the same pole. It is very weird. I've not experienced anything like this.

I wish it would stop. Its annoying.

Monday Music.

Friday, December 11, 2009

Its Official.

I passed math....with a C!

I am so relieved. As of now I don't have to change my major and I get to graduate on time. Its a good feeling knowing that something worked out for me. It wasn't without great effort though. I have one more math class left...for this particular field of study.

Once I pick a new school. I am thinking seriously about double majoring or minoring in something else....just as sort of a backup plan. Meaning I want to actually work in the field I chose.

Enough about school stuff.

Wednesday, December 9, 2009

Snow Day.

I got to spend the better part of the day with mi ma. She's a teacher. We watched Closer with Jude Law. What a fox, that one. Clive Owen wasn't half bad either, though a bit of a perv he was. Anyways she stood up to look out the window and said, "Its twelve degrees out there."...Since when is she a chief meteorologist? I had to laugh. The crazy thing is she was only two degrees off.

So. A few of you said that you wanted to know more about the LP Guy and why I like him so much more than the others. Your wish, my command. Hes seven years older than me. That in itself is sexy. I dig older men. Hes a guys guy. Hes honest, blunt and doesn't hesitate when he talks to me. He told me he was extremely sad about something I told him, which is completely irrelevant at the moment, but its why I like him. Just for exaggerating purposes, I would marry this one for no other reason other than him being my favorite man of all time.

I worked today. Two hours over my scheduled off time...eye on the prize. Soon I'll reveal that prize, when its in stone. Fine For No Reason was there and I've decided that I'm not attracted to him as much as I thought I was. Not sure why though. I've pushed him from my thoughts, it seems and I don't see him easing back in. He's still fine though. Oh well. As CMJ would say...moving on.


Some of you will be glad to know that there is a good chance that I'm going to pass math. Yay! If we've talked...you know my struggle.

Tuesday, December 8, 2009

Random Things.

I just discovered Instant Coffee. Its not bad. I kind of like it.

I have a Pre. It is a complicated piece of machinery. I just learned WebOS Quick Install. Wow, the posibilities.

I dislike Christmas, its no secret, but I am quite fond of the Christmas movies shown on ABC Family and the Hallmark channel. It gives me a false sense of hope. Like all is not lost...then the movies end, the season passes and its back to real life.

I have a serious problem with people who think that its okay to have everything handed to them...Even more so that things are somehow owed to them just for existing. Where does that mentality even come from? I dont get it.

Monday, December 7, 2009

Saturday, December 5, 2009


Work was rather interesting. I had an early shift. I wasn't expecting to see Fine For No Reason, but lo and behold there he was in all his glory. We exchanged short expressionless glances as we continued our separate tasks.

Then he comes up beside me. Ugh. Too close. I really don't want to be near him.

"How are you today? Feeling better?" He spoke in a calm tone that completely contradicted his body language as he was being fidgety.

"Oh, I'm good." He noticed my unease and smiled. I won't even attempt to tell you what that smile did to me, but I will say that it makes me want to tell him things. Its a friendly smile. Not at all seductive, very natural and vibrant. I guess you had to have been there.

He narrowed his eyes at me, "Are you okay?"

"I'm okay."

"You sure?"

"Yeah, I'm okay." Translation: I'd be a lot better if you were...I don't know...naked.

He's a distraction.

I think I should point out that I'm not a coy shy chick as this may or may not suggest. I'm pretty straight forward. Not this time. Not sure why though.

Soon that will change.

Thursday, December 3, 2009

I Get It.

I've been wondering lately when exactly is enough, enough. Then I realized it isn't. Trying...not enough when you fail in the end anyways. Its okay though, I get it. Cant win em all. Or in my case...at all.

I keep a lot of things to myself then they start to weigh on me. Top that off with work and school and there you have it...hell. It could be worse and to tell you the truth I'm expecting the worse to happen. After a while it usually does. So I'll wait patiently for it.

Something is coming up this month that would require me to take off work. Any other time I would be MORE than happy to take off work, but not this time. I'm saving for something bigger. Something I've always wanted. I realized that it doesn't do any good to want so I'm taking action, with the help of Rob the Roommate...He's a doll.

I would say that hes trying to make something up to me, but it seems as if he enjoys...spending the time. He's having a few problems of his own. He mopes and sighs, but doesn't share whats bothering him. Its annoying, but I get it.

Voltaggio Brothers.

Well next week is the Top Chef Finale. I'm only sharing this because it means no more Voltaggio brothers and if we've talked you know how much I love them...especially that tattooed one. He looks fun. The other one looks like he needs to loosen up a little, but I guess competition gets a man all in knots.

Fine For No Reason.

My day was absolute fucking hell, but there is a silver lining.

The guy I kind of work with, Fine For No Reason, was dressed up today-black slacks and button down shirt. He was fine...hence the name. Not 'wow fine' like usual. This was 'get naked I wanna make you feel good fine'.

He was standing next to me and I tried my best to bite my tongue, but I couldn't. You'll, be happy to know though, that I didn't strip him naked. I just simply expressed how good I thought he looked. I'm 95% sure he understood exactly what I meant.

Me-"You look really (pause) good today." Translation: Get naked.
Him-"Thank you"
Me- "You re welcome." Translation: Now will you get naked?
Him- "You don't look very happy."
Me-"I'm not." Translation: You're still not naked.

I'm not sure what it is about him, but I feel as if I cant keep it together...especially if we are standing too close. I jump out of my skin when he walks by. I wish I could explain it better. It is similar to the way I feel or used to feel about Lover. It almost physically hurts to be in the same room with him.

Absolute lust.

I need to shag him.